[Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Thank you so much. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr! Monologue Bill Burr, in his latest SNL monologue, doesn’t hold back on his criticism of white women. Keep listening to them and then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either, right? Weekend Update: Trump Leaves the Hospital. The nerve– where’s the camera?– the NERVE of you white women [laughter] I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay I know let’s go back in history here, okay you guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity. Just to refresh your memory: The woke movement was supposed to be about people of color—not getting opportunities, the at-bats that they deserve—finally making that happen. The stand-up comedian's SNL monologue discussed a variety of topics in his signature cynical and rage-fuelled style, and divided audiences with its subject manner and delivery; he even … They're like, "Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? I was here last year, I was shooting a movie. That's a little long, don't you think? Bill Burr is being swiftly canceled by many viewers, accused of misogyny and homophobia following his Saturday Night Live monologue. Not getting opportunities. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. ("You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on," he teased.) I don't know. And, occasionally, when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a Black dude, if you got caught, you said it wasn't consensual. We lost our x-factor for a minute, city started looking like a giant bed, bath & beyond then bam Ricky took one in the chops. The Reason The Cutlass Is Blue |FNR_TIGG. Contact us @ jt@freeemail.biz. Thank you so much. And speaking of dreams come true — did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the upper west side? If you're that dumb and you want to kill your own family members, by all means, do it. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. It had to happen. Amazing, your accomplishments over the last few years. Thank you! I am so excited to be here. CLIP 10/10/20. Yeah, that’s what you did! He moved to New York City in 1994. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue. I really do. Thank you. Fellow white women - if you are responding to Black men or Black women about Bill Burr and joining white women to complain about misogyny - congrats! The standup comedian's controversial hot takes regarding white feminism, cancel culture and Pride Month, shared during his opening monologue as SNL host on Saturday, drew mixed reactions from viewers online. Plowing ahead. Amazing your accomplishments over the last few years. I have been doing standup forever, and this has always been a lifelong dream of mine, to come here and host Saturday Night Live. Didn't have that when I was a kid. Search for: Search. Dude, Black people were actually enslaved. [cheers and applause] New York is back, yes! Bill Burr’s #SNL monologue was racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and above all else, funny. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation.Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Bill Burr appears as host of "Saturday Night Live," on October, 10, 2020, in New York City. The opening included jokes … Where's the camera? LOL Network Stand-Up! The opening included jokes … And then, if you don't wear a mask, that doesn't bug me either, right? They’re like did you hear what he said in that interview in “Playboy” in 1970? That's what you did! November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women. Bill Burr⎢How you know the N word is coming⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq - Duration: 4:50. Uh, you heard... oh, about this in the monologue. Wow, thank you. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue, which touched on cancel culture and being woke, was slammed on social media for being 'homophobic,' 'misogynistic' and 'obnoxious' +2 … It's literally a dream come true. But let's go back in history here, OK? I never … BILL BURR: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME (2012) – Full Transcript Read More » Tank tops! Look, how about you hook 'em up with July? CLIP 10/10/20. You know when you’re just stuck in the matrix and you just can’t — everything’s pressed up, you can’t see anything somebody gives you that nugget of information that pulls it back why’s it so crowded? Jack White is here. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript John Mulaney: SNL Monologue (2020) – Transcript RONNY CHIENG: ASIAN COMEDIAN DESTROYS AMERICA (2019) – TRANSCRIPT And I was just like, "Ohhhhh!". CLIP 10/10/20. That's what happens when you stick an M&Ms store in Times Square, all right? Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL. It's gonna be amazing! Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. They're literally running out of people to cancel. Wow, thank you. And I haven’t been here in like 13 years I immediately noticed how extra crowded the city was I was getting claustrophobic. 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